U BUBBLED UP IN2 THIS REALITY, DID U NOT?
UR HERE EYE THINK
1 MOMENT U WERE BUT A TINY BEING IN WAITING, WARM & SUSPENDED W/IN UR MOTHER'S BODY. THE NEXT MOMENT: EMERGENCE.
A BIRTH IS A STORMBLOB. WAT BLOB, IF NE, WAS FLOATING OVR UR HOSPITAL ON THAT MOST SPESH OF DAYS? A GENTLE BLOB? A WET BLOB? A BLIZZARD?? BEHOLD:
SELECT THE RADAR SITE NEAREST 2 UR EMERGENCE, ENTER THE DATE + TIME OF UR EMERGENCE, & RECEIVE THE RADAR LOOP OF UR OWN BIRTH.
1NCE UR BIRTH RADAR IS DISPLAYED, A BIRTH RADAR CARD 4 U 2 DOWNLOAD WILL GENERATE BELOW, & 1NCE THAT IS COMPLETED, U CULD COPY UR BIRTH RADAR LINK 2 SHARE
EYEM SORRY
SO SORRY
HEAR ME, OLDS OF UR PLANET: EYEM SORRY.
THE NEXRAD DOPPLER RADAR ARCHIVE ONLY REACHES BACK SO FAR. THE EARLIEST SCANS IN THE BUCKET R FRUM TH EARLY 1990s, & SUM SITES DIDNT EXIST UNIL LATER STILL. (KBOX, 4 EXAMP, BEGINS ITS RECORD IN JANUARY OF 1996.)
WAT THIS MEANS: IF U EMERGED UN2 UR PLANET B4 ~1992, THE BLOB OF UR BIRTH DRIFTED ACROSS UR PLANET UNBEHELD & UNRECORDED. IT IS GONE FRUM THE ARCHIVE 4EVER. NOT EVEN EYE CULD FIND IT, & EYE HAVE WATCHED ENTIRE PLANETS SUCCUMB 2 THEIR DEATH SPIRAL. 4 THIS EYEM SORRY.
PLS ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY, & THIS SECTION OF MOURNING, INSTEAD OF THE BIRTH BLOB U CULD NEVER SEE. IMAGINE IT W/ ME NAO: PERFECT, BLOBULAR, DRIFTING MAJESTICALLY OVR THE HOSPITAL OR WATEVER UR BIRTHING LOCATION OF UR EMERGENCE WAS, BLESSED BY UR WEATHER LORDS. HOW BEAUTIFUL IT MUST HAVE BEEN. HOW BEAUTIFUL U MUST HAV BEEN.
4 EVRE1 BORN AFTER: PROCEED UPWARD & BEHOLD UR SELF.
ALSO NOTE: SUM RADAR SITES DAWN LATER THAN OTHERS. IF U RCV NOTHING BUT SKYBLOBLESS SKIES 4 A BIRTH IN THE EARLY 1990s, TRY A NEARBY SITE. THE OLDS OF EACH SITE R GIVEN DIFFERENT GIFTS.
